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    Attn: Ducklips.

    Hey girlie, I'm going to get to the point. Remember how I told you if I was ever to be gay I would Be with a manly man, not a girly guy since It doesn't make any since and you might as well be with a woman.

    Well...

    This is hard to say...

    But I really think everyone should know..,

    I think I have found someone that makes me truly happy. Everyone here knows him. He is a man, of the type that I need. maybe it is a lack of father figure on my life or whatever I dont know but I am very happy when we are talking, which is almost everyday in video chat

    Anyways he was there for me through our breakup, and since. It is KoS.

    I still want you to come back to the house, I want to have my kids. But I really wanted you to know he Will be here also. I really want you guys to be friends, I love you both. I hope we can work this out.

    Please Dusty.
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    you can't be serious?

    you are the least gay person I know . . .

    and even if that was true there would be no reason for me to go back.

    I am so confused and i feel devastated. I do not know what to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducklips View Post
    you can't be serious?

    you are the least gay person I know . . .

    and even if that was true there would be no reason for me to go back.

    I am so confused and i feel devastated. I do not know what to do

    I am serious, I really wish you two would get along though. I love you both.

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    Well Ducklips, it's true, we really do love each other. Ever since my break up I have been emotionally hurt and I am in a bad place right now. But the thing is with Danny I am happy, I feel as if I have found happiness. I have used the rest of my money I have on multiple buses to get me to Cali to meet him. if it works out just fine I plan on living with him soon. The thing is about all this, I knew this before anyone else would knew. I always knew why I did homoerotic things on webcam with you guys but I never wanted to admit that I was gay. Now it feels like a burden has been lifted off my chest. I really do want us to be friends about this Ducklips but the reality is. I love him and he loves me.
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    I just mean wow, was i that horrible of a gf?

    and like what? I'm just supposed to live with you guys as some kind of modern family???

    I don't understand, danny. none of this makes any sense and I am so surprised. why would i want to be a part of something like this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurdaluraDooDoo View Post
    trolls trolling trolls
    Seems like it. Why else would you guys be discussing this publicly?
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    Duck, you should know better.

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    Cannot tell if troll circlejerk.
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    for you guys to sing together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Alchemical Man View Post
    Cannot tell if troll circlejerk.
    Definitely troll circle jerk.

    Anyway good for you guys.
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    Awwwww....

    You guys look good together. I'm happy for you.
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    This is very sweet.

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    this thread is lulz.

    also, TIL buddha's name is danny.
    I think I might be a lesbian trapped in a mans body

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    Quote Originally Posted by moaning lisa View Post
    this thread is lulz.

    also, TIL buddha's name is danny.
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    Consent granted, my name is Danny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Smith View Post
    ^^

    also, this is lulzy, even more so if this aint a troll
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    i trust you enough to meet you alone in a dark abandoned alley behind a butcher shop wearing nothing but combat boots and a pirate eye patch. and my rape kit.
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    does anyone else feel the primordial urge to bash that thing in the face repeatedly with a club-shaped object then drag its unconscious wreck of a body into a quiet cave somewhere and rape it into a state of zen enlightenment?


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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha View Post
    Consent granted, my name is Danny.
    He posted it before consent was acquired...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazza32 View Post
    He posted it before consent was acquired...
    I don't care, shut up.

    And no this is not a troll, ask Ducklips. Her attitude about the whole thing should prove it's legit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha View Post

    And no this is not a troll, ask Ducklips. Her attitude about the whole thing should prove it's legit.
    lol, its lulzy either way, more so if you aint trollin'
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    i trust you enough to meet you alone in a dark abandoned alley behind a butcher shop wearing nothing but combat boots and a pirate eye patch. and my rape kit.
    Quote Originally Posted by infinityshock View Post
    does anyone else feel the primordial urge to bash that thing in the face repeatedly with a club-shaped object then drag its unconscious wreck of a body into a quiet cave somewhere and rape it into a state of zen enlightenment?


    Also,
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    You like MILF's cause youre a DILF

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    I am in love with him, this is not a troll, as much as you guys would say it is, it really isn't
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    So...uh....who's pitching and who's catching?

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    Quote Originally Posted by oral_fixation View Post
    So...uh....who's pitching and who's catching?

    Touch your toes and brace for impact, then I'll answer your question.
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    I've known them as Daniel and Dusty for a long time...

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    Your loins don't burn for papa bursy? I go to bed hard every night thinking about you, knowing that if I rubbed it out it'd be a disgrace to the eternal love that awaits us. I'm not a needy redwoman or a moose-eating gay-for-pay bearded faggot. I'm the real deal. I love you, forever and always.
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    Quote Originally Posted by burroughs View Post
    Your loins don't burn for papa bursy? I go to bed hard every night thinking about you, knowing that if I rubbed it out it'd be a disgrace to the eternal love that awaits us. I'm not a needy redwoman or a moose-eating gay-for-pay bearded faggot. I'm the real deal. I love you, forever and always.
    I thought gallows was the only man you loved

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    Quote Originally Posted by oral_fixation View Post
    So...uh....who's pitching and who's catching?
    Interested. Do tell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oral_fixation View Post
    I thought gallows was the only man you loved
    So I'm not a man? or I just don't count? FINE
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    Quote Originally Posted by oral_fixation View Post
    So...uh....who's pitching and who's catching?
    Don't be rude, that's none of your business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by burroughs View Post
    Your loins don't burn for papa bursy? I go to bed hard every night thinking about you, knowing that if I rubbed it out it'd be a disgrace to the eternal love that awaits us. I'm not a needy redwoman or a moose-eating gay-for-pay bearded faggot. I'm the real deal. I love you, forever and always.
    for all i know he loves you too.

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    I've known them as Daniel and Dusty for a long time...
    somebody wants a cookie . . .

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    it is now, do tell

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    This thread should be added to the Thread Archive thread that Arnox is going to create and a mod is going to sticky...
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    This thread should be closed so the attention seeking whore and his whore GF starve.

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    Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
    By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
    "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
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    True story. I had to block him on facebook because he kept sending me cockpix. Which wouldn't be so weird if he didn't also keep asking for my opinion.

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    ^Troll helping trolls troll trolls.

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    I mean he did ask If I've ever fantasized about going on a circle jerk in the woods with other guys and some crystals.... then he tried inviting me to their next beat off session
    Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
    By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
    "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
    Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore
    Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
    Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hex535 View Post
    I mean he did ask If I've ever fantasized about going on a circle jerk in the woods with other guys and some crystals.... then he tried inviting me to their next beat off session
    LOL ^True story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by auschwitz nazi disneyland View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by TurdaluraDooDoo View Post
    This thread should be closed so the attention seeking whore and his whore GF starve.
    there is only one attn whore in this thread and it tis not I.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hex535 View Post
    I mean he did ask If I've ever fantasized about going on a circle jerk in the woods with other guys and some crystals.... then he tried inviting me to their next beat off session
    Quote Originally Posted by buddha View Post
    LOL ^True story.

    -_- and it thickens. I refuse to be a part of this faggotry. I hope you two enjoy your new lives together. I wish you nothing the best on your self-discovery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducklips View Post
    there is only one attn whore in this thread and it tis not I.






    -_- and it thickens. I refuse to be a part of this faggotry. I hope you two enjoy your new lives together. I wish you nothing the best on your self-discovery.
    Seriously dude, what's the difference if he is here with me or not, not like we were even that close, and it is one more person to help with the kids and stuff. I really wish you would still come back, I miss you and I miss the kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducklips View Post
    there is only one attn whore in this thread and it tis not I.
    NO!!! There are two AW's. Their names are Dusty and Danny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducklips View Post
    there is only one attn whore in this thread and it tis not I.
    You're the whore gf, derp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buddha View Post
    Seriously dude, what's the difference if he is here with me or not, not like we were even that close, and it is one more person to help with the kids and stuff. I really wish you would still come back, I miss you and I miss the kids.
    HE'S DOING THIS FOR THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS WENCH CAN'T YOU SEE?!?
    Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
    By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
    "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
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    Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
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    ITT:





    (If you kids don't start behaving I will gorespam this thread with my OC pics of my own bloody, punctured sack)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazza32 View Post
    ITT:





    (If you kids don't start behaving I will gorespam this thread with my OC pics of my own bloody, punctured sack)

    Do it faggot you wont
    Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
    By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
    "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
    Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the Nightly shore
    Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
    Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

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    Quote Originally Posted by oral_fixation View Post
    You're the whore gf, derp.
    hey now, slut I am not the ugly assed pumpkin face cunt getting all ass hurt because you showed tits and they got shared.

    try fucking harder, bitch. it won't change how ugly you are.



    Quote Originally Posted by Hex535 View Post
    HE'S DOING THIS FOR THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS WENCH CAN'T YOU SEE?!?

    I am not heartless. I just have no soul. I will have to give this some thought and processing. Will I have to pay rent? lol say I do go back and we live our happy little lives together my living expenses would be free correct and would I be able to have a bf?

    There is no plus for me. So being the huge bitch that I am I don't see the point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducklips View Post
    hey now, slut I am not the ugly assed pumpkin face cunt getting all ass hurt because you showed tits and they got shared.

    try fucking harder, bitch. it won't change how ugly you are.






    I am not heartless. I just have no soul. I will have to give this some thought and processing. Will I have to pay rent? lol say I do go back and we live our happy little lives together my living expenses would be free correct and would I be able to have a bf?

    There is no plus for me. So being the huge bitch that I am I don't see the point.
    Of course you would stay here for free. We will discuss everything else, when we are all here.
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