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    Dear Oral

    I enjoyed our chat today. Thank you for being a good online friend to me.

    Stay TUFF,

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    chatting with ho's aint tuff unless your fucking them.

    refering to someone as a good online friend = no real life friends
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Hansen View Post
    refering to someone as a good online friend = no real life friends
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Hansen View Post
    refering to someone as a good online friend = no real life friends
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    when a male chats with girls that arent putting out, with no expectations of out putting, that is one of the first indicators of homosexuality

    if, on the other hand, a male publicly announces the so-called friendship in an effort at subterfuge to give said female the false sense that the guy really isnt trying to just get into her pants, to get her lose her inhibitions, and induce a state of nudity in order to penetrate various orifices, then its ok.

    for all the unnecessary work involved in this ritual, roofies and duct tape would be such time savers

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    Quote Originally Posted by infinityshock View Post
    when a male chats with girls that arent putting out, with no expectations of out putting, that is one of the first indicators of homosexuality

    if, on the other hand, a male publicly announces the so-called friendship in an effort at subterfuge to give said female the false sense that the guy really isnt trying to just get into her pants, to get her lose her inhibitions, and induce a state of nudity in order to penetrate various orifices, then its ok.

    for all the unnecessary work involved in this ritual, roofies and duct tape would be such time savers
    Are you sure she's not just leading him on because she wants the attention?
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    Quote Originally Posted by easy-e View Post
    Are you sure she's not just leading him on because she wants the attention?
    Women, vying for attention? On the internet? Nah easy they'd never do that!
    I hear a gang fire on a human factory farm
    Are they howling out or doing somebody harm
    On a catwalk jungle somebody grabbed my arm
    A voice spoke so cold it matched the weapon in her palm

    This is England
    This knife of Sheffield steel
    This is England
    This is how we feel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazza32 View Post
    Women, vying for attention? On the internet? Nah easy they'd never do that!
    I know...such little angels they are...
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    ITT: Chris Hansen has no real life friends.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gustafsyn View Post
    ITT: Chris Hansen has no real life friends.
    I do have one real life friend. So ha!
    "I become insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity"
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    Quote Originally Posted by easy-e View Post
    Are you sure she's not just leading him on because she wants the attention?
    of course she wants the attention. the question is, at what point does the attention whoring develop into full blown mutual-ankle repulsion accompanied by dripping crotch syndrome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris Hansen View Post
    I do have one real life friend. So ha!
    inflatable girlfriends dont count

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    ^Word, nigga.
    So we shall flow a river forth to thee,
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    LOL jelly dudes up in here
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    Don't say that, oral will try and eat them.
    I hear a gang fire on a human factory farm
    Are they howling out or doing somebody harm
    On a catwalk jungle somebody grabbed my arm
    A voice spoke so cold it matched the weapon in her palm

    This is England
    This knife of Sheffield steel
    This is England
    This is how we feel

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    you guys seem to be getting along just swimmingly.

    Swimming in each other's semen, of course.
    Last edited by wonT0nSOOp; 06-26-2012 at 01:42 AM.
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    I almost accidentally some lava. that would not have boded well.

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    should have titled this thread "ATTN ORAL". heads would have rolled and many lulz would have been had.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocklin View Post
    should have titled this thread "ATTN ORAL". heads would have rolled and many lulz would have been had.
    Yeah that's why I titled it "dear oral" to circumvent burroughs's silly decree.
    "And no, we are not going to simply close the meth thread, nor are we going to restrict users that discuss topics others don't agree with. Totse was build to freely share information in all its forms - not just those that we approve of. We will not censor our userbase on any basis, and certainly not on personal bias."
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    Quote Originally Posted by fanglekai View Post
    Yeah that's why I titled it "dear oral" to circumvent burroughs's silly decree.
    pfffft. How'd you get on HIS bad side? and btw, I'm in IRC.
    "Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot. Looking for life on this planet, sir, no sign of it. All I can see is a bunch of smoke flying, and I'm so high that I might die if I go by it."

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    I almost accidentally some lava. that would not have boded well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazza32 View Post
    Don't say that, oral will try and eat them.

    i LMAO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wonT0nSOOp View Post
    you guys seem to be getting along just swimmingly.

    Swimming in each other's semen, of course.
    You wish man... you wish...
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    i trust you enough to meet you alone in a dark abandoned alley behind a butcher shop wearing nothing but combat boots and a pirate eye patch. and my rape kit.
    Quote Originally Posted by infinityshock View Post
    does anyone else feel the primordial urge to bash that thing in the face repeatedly with a club-shaped object then drag its unconscious wreck of a body into a quiet cave somewhere and rape it into a state of zen enlightenment?


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    You like MILF's cause youre a DILF

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    I think whoral gets too much attention around here.


    I hear a gang fire on a human factory farm
    Are they howling out or doing somebody harm
    On a catwalk jungle somebody grabbed my arm
    A voice spoke so cold it matched the weapon in her palm

    This is England
    This knife of Sheffield steel
    This is England
    This is how we feel

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    Quote Originally Posted by infinityshock View Post
    to get her lose her inhibitions,
    come the fuck on
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