• How to: Simple Dart Gun

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    Watto
    Published on 04-17-2012 03:49 PM
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    How to: Simple Dart Gun.

    Have you ever been bored in a class-room or work space and you're just constantly thinking to yourself, "Wow, this shit is fucking boring", and then your nemesis walks past you and snickers and you just want to kick his balls up through to his nostrils ? Well this is what you need, A Dart Gun.

    Materials:
    1 old connecter texta.
    The end of old shoe laces. ( As many as you want darts. )
    A saftey pin.
    Scissors.

    Method:

    1. Cut the ends off the old shoe laces, so that it still has the plastic part on it and the edge hanging out slightly.
    2. Rip open the back end of the texta and remove the ink and dispose of the cap.
    3. Cut the writing end off of the texta, so that its just the hollow tubing.
    4. Place pins in the end of the shoe lace for your dart. Make sure to fray the ends to give it more stability and for the badass native-american look.
    5. Shoot randoms from accross the classroom and leave them feeling the sharp pain..

    Best place to aim for is : The neck, the back of the leg, and the arms.

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    1. sL1nG3r's Avatar
      sL1nG3r - 05-04-2012, 07:29 PM
      "your nemesis walks past you and snickers" ...yeah..sure
      and the best place to aim is obviously the eye
      I see the 4th graders have figured out a new way to wreak mischief
    1. Watto's Avatar
      Watto - 05-06-2012, 11:00 PM
      I think the neck would be a better option. Eyes are too hard to hit.
      c;
    1. sL1nG3r's Avatar
      sL1nG3r - 05-07-2012, 03:20 AM
      woah you're still here. i hads no idea. but i guess you are right
    1. Watto's Avatar
      Watto - 05-07-2012, 11:15 AM
      Aha yeah
      Thanks.
    1. ebil white debil's Avatar
      ebil white debil - 08-21-2012, 03:03 AM
      i'm sure your idea would work. but mightn't one get in heap big trouble for sticking someone--a boss or coworker or much worse a kid--what for AIDS and needles and such?
    1. murdertrk's Avatar
      murdertrk - 09-30-2012, 10:30 AM
      can you add pictures?
    1. Shotta420's Avatar
      Shotta420 - 12-16-2012, 06:36 PM
      Ive done this theres ways u could acually posion the darts fast easy deadly weapon
    1. TurdaluraDooDoo's Avatar
      TurdaluraDooDoo - 12-17-2012, 09:15 AM
      OMGROFLMFAO This is what passes as an article here? A guide on making grade school annoyance mechanisms? I am at a loss for words...
    1. hippiehunter's Avatar
      hippiehunter - 02-06-2013, 07:35 AM
      And they won't publish my article on how to make a bomb with things you get at walmart. Go figure but I'm going to try your idea. You never know might come in handy next time I goto jail or whenever.
    1. shawndidge1's Avatar
      shawndidge1 - 03-28-2013, 01:01 AM
      you forgot to mention good poisons to use so this can be lethal, silly.