Erotica

My friend went on a trip to the Appalachian wilderness last fall. He had a few interesting adventures, so I decided to write them down. I eventually converted my notes to a first-person narrative.

Enjoy.

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“Tony, you mind hurrying up with that tent?” I shouted. “The sun is going to set in less than an hour.”

“Hold your hortheth, babe.”
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